are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything
sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
"are we just going to ignore the fact that-"
yes we are shut the fuck up
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan